| WHAT IS DES KIRAZ AND WHAT DOES IT MEAN? |
DES KIRAZ: VOLUME 1 is a limited edition series of t-shirts for your collecting pleasure, brought to you by DETH KILLERS 2000. We hope you enjoy our shoppings. DES KIRAZ is also a video game, a breakfast cereal, and a new flavor of Pop-Tarts, but we ate them all (ok, GREG ate them all), so we are sorry we cannot share our Pop-Tarts at this time.
DES KIRAZ is also "DETH KILLERS" in Japanese. We promised some Japanese friends that the next collection we did would be called DES KIRAZ, and so this is it. See you in Tokyo October 2009!!! |
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| WHAT DO I GET FOR MY MONEY? |
Every one of our t-shirts in DES KIRAZ: VOLUME 1 is brand spankin' new, and comes packaged in a nifty green plastic collectable box, and costs $125 U.S. American Green Dollars.
Inside each box, is one fully printed t-shirt, a DETH KILLERS 2000 collectable poster to hang on your dorm wall, and a set of trading cards, which are best used for your non-trading pleasures. We enjoy giving you pleasures. We also love to give you our ideas, at no extra charge. And sometimes, we like to give you our recipes. All that for only 60 bucks. |
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| HOW MUCH DID YOU SAY IT COSTS? |
| $125 U.S. AMERICAN BUCKS (DOMESTIC SHIPPING INCLUDED WITHIN THE U.S.A.). Yeah that's a lot, but seriously, if it's too much please consider giving a smaller amount to one of these responsible organizations. |
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| HOW DO YOU SHIP AND HOW MUCH IS SHIPPING? |
SHIPPING WORKS LIKE THIS:
a. You pay us and we ship via UPS ground in the US and International Priority for the rest of the world.
b. We ship anywhere in the world, and I mean anywhere.
c. Shipping costs are FREE within the United States:
IN THE US:
We ship UPS ground:
1 shirt=FREE
2 shirts=FREE
3 or more shirts=FREE
INTERNATIONAL ORDERS:
1 to 2 shirts=$20
3 shirts and up=$22
Orders placed after 2pm will be processed the next business day and there is no shipping on weekends so orders recevied on Friday after 2 will be processed on Monday. It's so friggin cool having your own warehouse!!! Thank god it's totally legit and there is nothing mafia related to it at all. |
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| WHAT ARE OUR SIZES? |
We make t-shirts in 5 sizes that fit good, feel good and smell good (UNWORN ONLY). Here is a size chart for you measurers:
MEASUREMENT: |
HOW IT'S MEASURED: |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
XXL |
CHEST: |
Flat from underarm to underarm |
19.5" |
20.5" |
20.5" |
21.5" |
22.5" |
SHOULDER: |
Flat from shoulder seam to shoulder seam
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18.5" |
19.5" |
21.5" |
22.5" |
23.5" |
BODY LENGTH: |
Flat from the high point of shoulder to the hem |
28" |
29" |
30" |
31" |
32" |
SLEEVE LENGTH: |
Flat from the shoulder point to sleeve hem |
5.5" |
6" |
6.5" |
7" |
7" |
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| WHAT KIND OF PRINTING IS THAT? |
| We make printing that never looked so good befores. Our t-shirts are printed ALL OVER.... that's right folks, even the neckbands are printed and lookin' good. We used a never before used new to come into the market printing technique called "DIGITAL SPACE-AGE PRINTING" that if you get real close and inspect our printing, you will hear subliminal messages that tell you to wear it and maybe even eat it. But please be careful if you eat your t-shirt, you might accidently get bad breath, so get yourself some altoids. It's kind of like astronaut ice cream in that it sounds like a good idea to eat it, but it really tastes like crap once you take a bite. We think you will like wearing these all-over printed t-shirts and sometimes at parties when we are wearing ours, we spin around and show people how the image goes all the way around and tells a story and people like that demonstration. |
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| THAT CAN'T POSSIBLY BE COLORFAST? IS THAT REALLY COLORFAST? |
| Actually it's as colorfast as you can get. Wash it on HOT, wash it on COLD (wash it on COLD), it doesn't matter. It won't bleed (wash with like colors) no matter what. |
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| CAN I RETURN OR EXCHANGE IF I'M NOT HAPPY? |
Duh. Of course you can. I don't know where you heard you couldn't. That's total BS. However there are conditions. It must be returned in the original packaging with the poster inciuded and trading cards still attached.
To make an exchange or return, please contact our special customer service interweb hotline for returning details at:
customerservice@dethkillers.com |
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| DO YOU GUYS DO ANYTHING TO HELP THE ENVIRONMENT? |
No, but we don't do anything to hurt it either. I actually think that littering in New York is more of an obligation on my part. I mean that not only does the exceptional amount of trash in New York contribute to so many jobs. The guy who drives the street cleaner would be out of a job if I don't throw my empty soda cup out the window of my pickup truck. If there were less trash that guy would work less often. All this trash goes into landfills, which eventually get full and are turned into beautiful modern park facilities in which are ultimately lower income neighborhoods. After all they had a landfill in their backyard for YEARS!
By that logic we must do everything we can to FILL LANDFILLS!! LITTER! In the city, not in the country so much. |
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| HOW COME SOMETIMES YOU GUYS TALK ON YOUR WEBSITE AND IN THE PRESS LIKE YOU ARE EITHER 4 YEARS OLD OR HAVE A BRAIN INFECTION? AND THEN SOMETIMES YOU TALK IN ENGRISH? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? |
| Seriously? Are you really asking me that? Even as a dumb, stupid biker, I take offense to that. We don't come into your website or your press and tell you how to talk. If it's really that annoying, turn off your TV and get on your bike and go for a ride. It's a beautiful day out and you're missing it by sitting here in front of the TV. |
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| WHAT ARE DETH KILLERS POLICIES REGARDING...? |
...COPYRIGHTS
All material, artwork, designs, web design, copy, ideas, implications,
humor, or lack therof is subject to copyright even if the year
listed is 10 years in the future. Thanks for respecting copyrights!!! Thank you Major League Baseball and the New York Yankees!!!
...PRIVACY
DETH KILLERS 2000 respects our customers' account information
as private and confidential information and will never share this
with any outside affiliations or individuals. Your information
(we don't store your credit card number) is secured and encrypted
with the Secure Socket Layer Software via PayPal.
When
buying items from deskiraz.com you are also accepting to
the policies listed above. DETH KILLERS, LLC. is not responsible
for any misunderstandings of the policies listed. |
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| IS DETH KILLERS REALLY A MOTORCYCLE CLUB? |
Yes and no. I guess it depends who's asking. If you're that foot cop that tried to "walk" me over when I was riding through midtown today and I bounced on you, then no. But if you are someone who wants to mug poor defenseless kittens (poor white artists) in the neighborhood around our clubhouse then...no, we're not a motorcycle club. Al doesn't even want to ride on the street anymore.
"Riding on the street is WAY more expensive than riding on the track. Mary Kate luvs Ashley!" Al said once. I wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of his fist. Al punches a 916. So I think we're gonna be an apocalypse club from here on in. Basically sitting around drinking talking about how when the apocalypse comes we're totally going to rule shit. Any why wouldnt we? I punch an 880, not as much as Al but I'll still knock most down with one punch.
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